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Jul 11, 2011 11:30pm PDT
cheese named onerammergauer, alpe krauter deliqatesse. frustuck, kase. the funny part is by the time are you done saying it they have invaded your country. (laughter) clearly, clearly german comedy has got ena bad rap so tonight i'm going to clear the german's good name, here to tickle your funny bones, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome german ambassador to the united nations, the honorable hans beinholtz. (cheers and applause) last night i left the toilet seat up. my wife was enraged. (laughter) dom es 'tis sit a cage of our own invention. this guy knows what i'm talking about. (laughter) what is the nature of grape nuts. they are neither grapes nor nuts. and so the sad farce continues. (laughter) is there anyone here on a first date? love is an empty promise. (laughter) today you are young, holding hands, thinking of the future. tomorrow, you are clutching a cadaver of your lover. (laughter) am i right, ladies? (laughter) (applause) that is my time. that is all our time. for life is fleeting and cruel. the aristocrats. >> stephen: hines beinholtz, everybody. he will be in the ci
Jul 12, 2011 10:00pm EDT
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Jul 25, 2011 3:00pm PDT
of afghanistan who have been running back and forth and kasing all sorts of problems the americans have responded. particularly responded with this campaign of drone attacks which are unmanned predator kinds of planes which drop bombs and missiles on suspected militant hide outs. this has been very controversial in pakistan and the public has gotten very whipped up over this issue of drone attacks. it's become a real buzzword. so now-- . >> woodruff: civilian casualties. >> yes, although i have to say sort of on the grahn scale of things, not that many. but it's there as an issue. and it's got people up set. and of course there are religious leaders who purposefully sort of exacerbate this problem. >> woodruff: to circle back to something you said a minute ago, despite all of these things you chronicle here, do you see hope for this country, that all is not lost. >> i definitely do. there are pakistan has become sort of famously labeled as a failed state. i don't see pakistan as a failed state. i see pakistan as a country with enormous potential that has been failed by its leaders, by its upper-c
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